No use crying…
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Mine was lots and lots of printer ink which leaked in the back of a van we’d hired to put our belongings in storage ahead of moving to France. The van had those wooden panels, so there was no hope of cleaning it up.
The only reason I got away with not having to pay a fine was because a) I’d previously used the company a lot in the past, and b) they found it funny that I had bright blue hands so looked like a smurf for many, many days afterwards.
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Spilled poached salmon is even more problematic -went to a pot lunch in the Cantal and thought it would be neat to poach a whole salmon in a fish kettle over the course of the drive and turn up with warm ready to serve salmon. Unfortunately, twisty mountain roads - mainly third and occasionally fourth gear - arrived with a dry fish kettle and the spare wheel housing - BMW3x - full of fish stock -never completely got the smell out of the car…
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Warning! Possibly sexist post!
Got in the car this morning and noticed the fuel gauge was fairly low - moment of panic - how! Asked my wife if she’d filled the car up the other day as requested - “Oh no, I got fed up waiting, so I just put a bit in.”!!
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Not very funny
Am I bothered 
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No of course you are not. Usual. Mysogyny
Get a grip, lighten up and troll someone else 
I’m just having a wee chuckle to myself over you 
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Actually all you are saying to me is the same. Lighten up yourself especially as a patron of this forum. Mods are meant to be impartial are they not ?
Your last post if aimed at me us derisory and shameful on you
Anyway let us move on to humour please
Well considering I’m not a moderator on here 
just a Joe blogs ordinary patron
Post away with your contributions of your humour.
