Cat Twister
Priceless, I wish I could get my two still for longer enough though.
One struggle I’m looking forward to at the end of this year.
On my American lorry drivers’ forum somebody started a thread thus:
Has Anyone Asked You to Back Their Truck
I misread it as Has anyone asked you back to their truck?
And began an amusing little episode of when I missed my ship in Buenos Aires. I stopped just a couple of words in when I realised my mistake, but then went on to explain it and assure everyone that there was no adverse outcome.
Not a titter. Not for the first time there I have realised that their humour is not always the same as ours.
I thought you might follow it better than most of us @toryroo
A teacher once said I’d be no good at poetry due to my dyslexia.
So far, I’ve made two jugs, a vase and an ashtray, so sod you, Mrs Collins.
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What do you call a man driving a tractor, muttering “The end is nigh”?
Farmer Geddon.