A little mid-week humour to lighten the mood

[Corona]

Sick art, wont be the first time.

[DrMarkH]

@Corona

Sick art, wont be the first time.

@Corona

Sick art, wont be the first time.

Well, there had been Sickert Walter Sickert | Tate Britain

[David_Spardo]

Only works in an American accent…took me a while.

[Gareth]

Ever wondered why it’s called a “mall”?

It’s because instead of just going to one shop, you go to them all.

[billybutcher]

Nicked from FB

Might take a second…

[Porridge]

Took me rather more than a second …

[toryroo]

I still don’t get it

[Gareth]

Get Kofi an anagram of cocaine

[toryroo]

Thank you Gareth!!

[David_Spardo]

Plus 1

@Gareth Still doesn’t work if you speak proper English.

[Ancient_Mariner]

Very clever.

[Ancient_Mariner]

[Ancient_Mariner]

[AIIy]

Two guys from Glasgow went down to Ayr for the day. They had a very nice day but unfortunately missed the last train home. They tried the bus station but the last bus had also gone. Bert decided he’d steal a bus and drive them both home while Tam kept a lookout on the street. Thirty nerve jangling minutes of gear crunching and reversing warnings later, Bert emerged with a bus.
“What took you so long?”, asked Tam.
“The Glasgow bus was blocked in by the Paisley bus so i had to shuffle them around”, Bert answered.
“God’s sake”, says Tam, “We could have taken the Paisley bus and walked the rest.”

[Gareth]

[Rachman]

A Friend of mine has a ticket for the final of the Euros. Unfortunately, he booked it months ago without realising he would be getting married on the same day. If anyone would like to take his place please let me know asap. The marriage is taking place at 6 p.m in Kensington.

[SuePJ]

[Rachman]

I think they meant something else…

[Ancient_Mariner]

Is that a urinal or a drug store?

[JohnH]

This is bringing back horrible memories.