Or the French pole vaulter…! 
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Top 15 jokes of the 2024 Fringe
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I was going to sail around the globe in the world’s smallest ship but I bottled it. - Mark Simmons
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I’ve been taking salsa lessons for months, but I just don’t feel like I’m progressing. It’s just one step forward… two steps back. - Alec Snook
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Ate horse at a restaurant once - wasn’t great. Starter was all right but the mane was dreadful. - Alex Kitson
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I sailed through my driving test. That’s why I failed it. - Arthur Smith
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I love the Olympics. My friend and I invented a new type of relay baton: well, he came up with the idea, I ran with it.- Mark Simmons
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My dad used to say to me “Pints, gallons, litres” – which, I think, speaks volumes - Olaf Falafel
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British etiquette is confusing. Why is it highbrow to look at boobs in an art gallery but lowbrow when I get them out in Spoons? - Chelsea Birkby
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I wanted to know which came first the chicken or the egg so I bought a chicken and then I bought an egg and I think I’ve cracked it. - Masai Graham
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My partner told me that she’d never seen the film Gaslight. I told her that she definitely had - Zoë Coombs Marr
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The conspiracy theory about the moon being made of cheese was started by the hallouminati. - Olaf Falafel
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I’m an extremely emotionally needy non-binary person: my pronouns are ‘there there’. - Sarah Keyworth
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I’ve got a girlfriend who never stops whining. I wish I’d never bought her that vineyard - Roger Swift
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Gay people are very bad at maths. We don’t naturally multiply. - Lou Wall
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Keir Starmer looks like an AI-generated image of a substitute teacher - Sophie Duker
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Growing up rich is a hereditary condition. It affects 1% of people - Olga Koch
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I wonder sometimes if that’s how some see scientists.
It’s OK to wonder but not to worry 
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This may be a little too specialised for me.
I think it might be a reference to the fact that Brittany can be a little on the wet and muddy side 
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C’est un bon nouvelle.
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