Never going to happen then:zipper_mouth_face:
Thank you @MichaelL . I have had a week of coping with misogynistic humour from the artisans working on our house only to find that the jokes on here were alarmingly similar so I am VERY relieved to read something that wasn’t
Seeing the hand wash, I’d want another that said ‘Thwim’.
I once worked for Beckman Coulter, whose standard computer build included a screen saver that insisted we “do the right thing”. 
Did it have a plain background? Maybe Simply Red?
Posted like a woman with experience. 
I’ve heard it all. In several languages 
I love an Irish joke about a Scottish drink.
This comment was made with the approvement of the Pedants’ Society. 
Paddy & Patrick were building a wooden house.
Paddy was busy nailing horizontal boarding to one side of the house but would reach into his pouch of nails and either toss a nail over his shoulder or hammer it in.
"Why are you throwing nails away like that, Paddy?” asked Patrick, watching.
Paddy explained, “When I pull a nail out of my pouch, I see about half of them have the heads on the wrong end and throw them away.”
Patrick yelled, ‘You moron! Those nails aren’t defective! They’re for the other side of the house!’
Totally understandable!
It took me a few hours to figure out and refund and re-purchase several French charnières for a bathroom cabinet doors because I hadn’t realised you need left hand and right hand sides.
All that because I didn’t check for old Q&A on SF : What is a rising butt hinge called in French?
