Harley worth mentioning really. 
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Maybe you should have posted that in the Meghan and Harry thread. Then again, perhaps not.
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I did not even consider it.
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British scientists have just announced that they have successfully got a car to run on the fermented sap of parsley.
However, the same scientists have failed miserably in getting a train to run on thyme …
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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
Teach a man the paradoxes of quantum mechanics and he gave give himself the same fish over and over for all eternity.
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A man sitting next to me on the bus showed me a photo of his wife and said, “She’s beautiful”.
“If you think she’s beautiful you should see my wife” I said.
“Is she a real stunner ?” he asked.
I said, “No, she’s an optician !”
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Needs more shading.
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DRINK DRIVING WARNING!!!
I know we are responsible people, but this is a warning to be careful about drink driving as we are getting close to Christmas.
A couple of nights ago, I was out and having a great night. One thing lead to another and I had a few too many pints and then topped it off with a couple of rum & cokes. Not a good idea! Knowing full well I was over the limit, I did something I’ve never done before…
I left my car in town and took a taxi home. Sure enough, I passed a police checkpoint where they were pulling over drivers and performing random breathaliser tests. Because I was in a taxi they just waved it past. I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise…
…I’ve never driven a taxi before and I am not even sure where I got it from but if you’re missing one, I’ve left it down the road from my house…
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Oh @graham That’s horrrrrible!!
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