Brilliant, roles reversed in this house though. 
It is a bit here too 
mess follows me around
I want the washing basket as well 
All good however the last 2 are the best👍
It’s a meme I’ve enjoyed quite a bit over the years. There’s another like it, but a bit rude for posting from a work computer.
A concerned priest sat down on a concrete step, next to a drunk reading a newspaper. The drunk turned towards him.
“Do you know what arthritis is?” he asked.
The parish priest took the opportunity to lecture him, and replied:
“It’s a disease caused by a sinful and unruly lifestyle: consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack, and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity, sex binges, and other things I dare not say.”
The drunk widened his eyes, shut up, and continued reading the newspaper.
The priest, thinking that he had been a little harsh, softened his tone:
“How long have you had arthritis?”
“I don’t have arthritis! It says here in the paper that the Pope has.”
This is in relation to my field-mouse problem, in another thread.
“ChatGPT, tell me a joke about me and my field-mouse problem”.
“Why did you invite field mice to your birthday party?”
“Because you wanted to show them that even in the face of adversity, you can still have a “cheesy” good time!”
A fail!
I have to say, a visit to Frank Sinatra’s Bird Sanctuary was a massive disappointment. No flamingos, no pelicans, not even any toucans.
Egrets? He had a few . . .
But then again . . . too few to mention.