Iām sure all will go well Peter!
Four years is ridiculous for such a simple procedure 
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Instruments found in France show that cataract operations have been performed since roman times.
I am sure they did not have to wait 4yrs, so much for progress! 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTKTq-fnUFQ?
More of a metaphor than an analogyā¦
Nigel Farage walks into a pub and says, Iāll have a pint of beer please. The barman pours a pint, then throws it all over Farage.
āWhat did you do that for?ā says Farage, drenched to the skin.
āBecause youāre in a metaphor which illustrates the stupidity of asking for something but not stipulating how you fecking wanted it delivered, you frog-faced sniveling cant!ā
āBut Iām still thirsty, so I want a pint ā this time in a glass!ā says Farage.
āYou canāt ask again!ā said the barman.
āWhy not?ā sniveled Farage.
āDemocracy.ā says the barman.
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I plan to go to the UK in December,should I take a flak jacket 
or will it be all wonderful after a couple of months of hardship, according to some brexiteers!
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Brilliant 
Back to Jamesā original restuarant - you failed to mention the fact that the Maitre Dā simply lied through his teeth about being happy to offer fish just to get you in through the door.
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Similarly, with Paulās Cake, between DAVID CAMERON: OK and DAVID CAMERON SCARPERS,
BORIS: We promise you Ā£350 million a week to extract the eggs.
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Sorry I meant to say that we are doing our own form of exitā¦
It has become such a circus. Scotland is still halfway ok, but the vitriol coming from corners of England is hard to tolerate.
As they say up here cannae wait to leaveā¦
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I had my first and only Kebab a few months back. Not trying that again.
But understand the concept of fighting too much alcohol with grease.
Itās not the egg extraction that bothers me, but who is going to fertilise them that is the worry! 
Well Boris is your man!
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What a horrible thought! 
Unfortunately the eggs-traction process costs Ā£700 million a week to carry out.
I assume the fish never got a say on the vote.
nah. he had them hook line and sinker 
As overSEAS voters, their ballot papers didnāt turn up.
Brilliant analogy. However, Boris has it all under controlā¦
And I thought this site was only good for āHow do I get a plumber?ā and topics of even below plumbing.
Back on topic - another one I saw on the 'net
Brexit is like getting half a horse. Doesnāt matter whether you get the head end or the arse end itās still going to bleed to death.
And another excellent one - A cheese submarine 
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