Auld Lang Sign.
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A horse walks into a bar and says: “Double vodka please barman, and be quick about it.”
Barman says: “what’s the rush, are you some kind of alcoholic?”
The horse says: “I don’t think I am” - and immediately vanishes from existence.
See, it’s a joke about the philosophical proposition of “I think, therefore I am”.
I could have explained that part first…
But that would be putting Descartes before the horse.
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Groan 
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Did you know that racecar backwards is racecar, whereas racecar upside down is expensive.
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I’m now firmly committed to Dry(ish) January.
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Damp January? It’s certainly that in the UK at the moment as Storm Henk drenches us…
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I got that this morning with the additional comment ’ f
I’m the same, just waiting for our friends leave to start 
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Do you know the way to cockfosters?
Yes serve it warm! With thanks to Paul Hogan 
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What do Germans die for?
Bier und Bratwurst?
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I have not knowingly read any German stories. Mark may well be correct.
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Dry January counts if I made it all the way through the first, doesn’t it?
Right?
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