A little mid-week humour to lighten the mood

With pubs closing at the rate they are, better to support them :beer:

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I’m not qualified to comment. :beers:

The following wasn’t intended to be funny, but I found it so (though I certainly wouldn’t expect any SFer to read the whole thing).

The following is one selection from the NYT’s daily list of 6 things we recommend:-

When I wake up, I wash my face with Relevant Complete Cleansing Serum, which is part of the skin-care line I founded in 2022. I love it because it’s hydrating and doesn’t strip your skin. Three times a week I exfoliate with The Things We Do Gly Glow Scrub. I follow up with the Relevant Beam + Glow Eye Serum, which I use all around my eyes but also on the fine lines around my mouth. I use the Sunburst C+ Superfruit Serum, and then I finish with Relevant’s One & Done Everyday Cream With SPF 40. It doesn’t leave a cast on the skin, and you can reapply it over makeup. In the shower, I use Saltair’s Exotic Pulp body wash and RepĂșblica’s Sugar Body Polish. I was not into bar soaps for a while, but the beauty retailer I co-founded, Thirteen Lune, now carries Gently. I love Karité’s Hydrating Body Cream and Goop’s Afterglow Body Oil — my skin just drinks those up. I’ve been using Kiehl’s Creme de Corps since college.

I’m a five-to-seven-minute makeup girl. I suffer from dark circles, so I start with the orange shade of our Rele-Fix Priming Color Corrector under my eyes and anywhere I have hyperpigmentation. Then I’ll go in with our Rele-Wand, which is a three-in-one concealer, foundation and contour. On my lashes, I use Ami Colé’s Lash-Amplifying Mascara. For lips, I use Ctzn Cosmetics’ Lipstroke liner. For my birthday, our head merchant got me a Chanel Rouge Coco in the shade Attraction that she monogrammed with my name. That’s my red lip for going out. I’m obsessed with Damone Roberts for eyebrows. I put on his Brow Gain every night, and I can tell that my brows are starting to grow back. I also use his brow pencils. The first thing I do when I get home in the evening is use Relevant’s Melt it Off Balm Cleanser with a microfiber cloth. I use the complete cleansing serum again to double cleanse. Overnight, I’ll wear our Lights Out Resting Mask and Sarah Happ’s Dream Slip Overnight Lip Mask.

I only wash my hair once a week and like to wear a lot of different styles — my natural hair, braids, locs, etc. — so the key for me is hydration and protection. I use Pattern’s Treatment Mask and Hydrating Mist. I really like the Lolavie products, too, especially the Restorative Shampoo, Glossing Detangler and Perfecting Leave-In. I use Inala by Lala Anthony’s Power Potion Serum on my scalp and Shaz and Kik’s Back to Your Roots Prewash once a week. I love Camille Roses’s products — I think she has the best textured-hair products on the market. When it comes to tools, I love the MZ Skincare Light Therapy Mask — I swear, I’m glowing after I take it off. Once a week I’ll use the Joanna Vargas Twilight Face Mask with the Dr. Madh Cryo Tools. For fragrance, I wear 13 Stems by Relevant every single day. It’s very clean and earthy but has these amazing floral notes like freesia and violet leaf.

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Perhaps ‘funny-in-the-head’ more than anything. I’d have taken that as a spoof if you didn’t tell me otherwise, and I would want to ask how long she and Gwyneth have been working together.

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The lionesses kill but the lions eat first. Typical anti wokerati misinformation :joy:

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Presumably she gets all these products free !

Not my doggy, thankfully, but an amusing, tail

“The puzzle no one wanted to complete this Christmas,” one user wrote.
:joy:

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I used to have the same problem, with my homework :joy:

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Well done for putting this in the humour thread DrMark.

Unfortunately impressionable teenagers just trying to make themselves the best for their world will fall for this rot.

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I think the French government would approve.

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Reaction in the press here falls into two camps - it’s a young bobo craze, or the French don’t binge drink like the Northern Europeans, so it’s not necessary.

Purely anecdotal evidence but the Aveyronnais seem to consume a lot of wine per person at any opportunity, but on average are amongst the longest lived of the French. May be due to the wine mixing with the Roquefort


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4 posts were merged into an existing topic: The weather!

As a hater of euphemisms and sloppy English I was delighted to read the following this morning and I think it qualifies for this thread:

No reasonably sensitive person wants to give unnecessary offence, so I don’t condemn all euphemisms. But I don’t think ‘die’ is an offensive word, whereas ‘passed’ is simply ridiculous. Your ‘loved one’ (another horror) has passed? Really? Like a driving test? Or a ship in the night? Or an inadvertently swallowed prune stone?

Many diseases used to be forbidden territory in conversation. In the 1950s, it was considered improper to say someone had cancer. That taboo has gone but others have appeared. Men are now said to suffer from ‘erectile dysfunction’, not ‘impotence’.

I should correct the writer though, much as I admire his/her efforts. Erectile dysfunction is not the same as impotence. Presumably someone afflicted with the former are indeed the latter, but it is possible to have the latter while not suffering from the former. :thinking: :rofl:

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I must admit that, whereas I used to cope ok with “passed away” or even “passed on”, “passed” makes my teeth hurt :rofl:

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On the other hand, there are some of which I approve. This from Barry Humphries, of whom I had a very high regard, except when he pretended to be a woman.

Then, in January, the bad news came. ‘God has touched the pause button on my life. Various ills and inconveniences have assailed me since before Christmas. I ended up in Sydney being devoured by an enormous Siemens scanner. The company that funded Hitler’s election had discovered tumours in my spine.

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I much prefer the French ways of expressing it, like il nous a quittĂ©, il s’est eteint, il est disparu.

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I’m with the author on that one - it’s trying to whitewash over something that is a certainty for us all.

“Passed” also implies that there is something to go on to, which there clearly isn’t.