Another moan from a grumpy old seafarer, this time with the world’s largest cruise ship in his sights. 
Looks like a cross between Disney and a fair ground surrounded by blocks of high rise council flats.
Self loading livestock carrier some of which have manners to suit.
These have taken the place of the cheap package tour holidays to the Costa Del Chav.
It would appear there is no class these days, they cater to the teeshirt (and some of the logo/words on the tee shirts are somewhat choice), tracky bottoms and flip flop brigade with McBurgerpizza type places.7600 passengers, how many officers and crew?
10,000+ souls?
Note the number of lifeboats.Methane powered.
One leak of that and BANG
Imagine Abandon ship it will be carnage a chaos.
Titanic + Concordia + Torey Canyon
When will they ever learn.If there is a gas leak, what steps do you take?
ER steps two at a time in sharp order.
How do you put out a Methane Fire?
They might as well have a garage of EV’s for passenger use ashore, store them between methane tanks because EV’s don’t catch fire its always dirty diesels, just to up the risk a bit.
Will Engineers need to apply for a Corgi ticket?
Dispensation if you are a Member of the Kennel Club.Bamboo tickets, shareholders calling the shots, there’s going to be tears
the best bit was my pupils’ reaction to the spelling of Punxsutawney 
