I wont subject you to an advert-filled link, but here is the text that made me chuckle concerning the antics of the Brexit party today is Strasbourg…
"Brexit Party MEPs have been filmed turning their back on the Strasbourg European parliament after waitresses began welcoming new members with delicious milkshakes.
The incident left many observers bemused, thought party insiders insisted “You can’t be too careful these days”.
The Brexit Party congregation turned around en masse at the first hint of a milkshake being within hurling distance, and they remained that way until the coast was entirely clear.
MEP Simon Williams told us, “Nothing scares a tinpot fascist quite like the threat of being coated in a milky beverage, so it’s a wonder they didn’t leap from the windows. Turning their backs is actually quite restrained for them.
“I’ll be honest, when I saw they’d all eagerly turned towards the window I thought perhaps there were some migrants drowning in the Rhine out there, but it turns out it was just the milkshakes.
“Still, as a tactic, it seems to work. My two-year-old does much the same when I try to make her eat a vegetable she doesn’t like. Turning away is quite effective in avoiding things you don’t like. Most people grow out of it by the time they are four or five – but this is the Brexit Party we’re talking about.”
Meanwhile, EU officials have insisted that the fact milkshakes now form part of the official lunch menu across all offices should not in any way be seen as a threat to the Brexit Party MEPs.
As one official explained, “Of course not, milkshakes are delicious, nutritious and we have several talented dry-cleaners waiting on standby.”
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Marsh tit and Great tit seem to be hitting it off well together, ditto titto Crested and Willow, a heartwarmingly cosy pairing of tits.
Bearded tit seems to be looking around for a likely partner, and shy Long-tailed tit looks wistfully on the shelf and up for friendly attention.
Has any one in the lower ranks in the chart got the organisational talent or mere gumption to effect an introduction, or are they just witless tonders?
She has changed everything she used to believe in, becoming a Roman Catholic and now the Brexit Party.
She was better in Strictly.
if ever there was an argument for re-introducing the ducking stool - she is it!
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No, I think she has always been racist, homophobic, has not supported women’s rights - she left the Anglican Church following their decision to allow the ordination of women; she is also anti-abortion, against improving sex education, does not believe in global warming, thinks locking people up for the slightest infarction is the best way to reform them, oh and has been consistently in favour of tougher drug laws despite no evidence that they work.
She does have some redeeming features - she was against Cameron as leader and she is against fox hunting and, err, that’s about it.
She’s also, famously, a virgin as she does not believe in sex before marriage - but that’s just rationalising lack of opportunity.
No, I don’t like her much.
Debateable
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Humans like her are messing up a lot for the rest of us.
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At least she’s not polluting the gene pool 
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How the Europeans use the expression “Brexit”…
My father is a practising RC and was disgusted when Ann Widdecombe converted. She’s a horrible woman and as Paul said she always was. Being RC doesn’t make you anymore bigoted than any other religion. We’re all born with brains and freedom of thought(if not expression) and there is no excuse in the UK for homophobia, racism or any other nasty attitudes. I remember as a teenager thinking mortal sin, hell and limbo to be ridiculous concepts.
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Do I take it that you good people aren’t in favor of Brexit then?
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More tragic than funny, really.
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