Brexit humour

Just a wild stab in the dark

Denying women from playing a full part in any religion is bigoted as far as I am concerned,

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Religion is still playing catch-up with equality. I don’t know how religious groups get away with such bias.

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They put it down to culture.

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This picture of Nigel Farrage went viral in Malaysia (in 2016).
Why? Well… Maybe you should use Google Translate to look up what ‘PUKI’ means in Filipino and Malay :wink:
‘puki’, which is written consecutively above Farage’s head, means ‘vagina’ in Filipino. Its meaning in Malay is a little bit ruder. (Hint: it rhymes with ‘Jeremy Hunt’.) It gets better, too. By some glorious twist of fate, ‘Faraj’ is also Malay for ‘vagina’.

Read more: Photo of Nigel Farage goes viral in Malaysia where 'puki' means 'c*nt' | Metro News

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Farage is all 3

I see Boris has already won the election according to early ballot returns, how will people make fun of no-deal?

There is no fun in no deal…

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Dolphins aren’t fish but otherwise…

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When feeling you’ve already been asphyxiated, gutted, disembowelled, beheaded, filleted and skinned, the prospect of being ultimately kebabed, battered, jellied, grilled or poached pales into insignificance IMO.

We’ve already been given a flappingly dishonest public kippering by Boris Johnson, so I am running out of piscine and culinary metaphors, unless you can suggest a few more, readers. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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What has the EU ever done for us?

Just perfect.

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He cant be. Jesus boot corbyn has that title registered in his party. Gawd help the country if he leaves the cabbage patch for Number 10.

Humour re Brexit has dried up to a trickle.

Forum comment on Brexit has dried up completely.

It’s “rabbit in the headlights” time, folks! :open_mouth:

SPLAAAATTTT!!! :no_mouth:

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Peter, there is more humour in the Re-losers camps cos they lost and can only throw their toys out of their prams.

From this do you actually support Brexit?

This is from the Edinburgh fringe…best I can offer at the moment.

“What’s driving Brexit? From here it looks like it’s probably the Duke of Edinburgh” - Milton Jones

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Yes, but not the way it has and is being carried out.

Interesting - how would you like it carried out that will make a difference to you?

It wouldnt make any difference to me, but for a tenant to go to her landlord and tell him “i’m leaving” what will you give me was just utter stupidity, but then what do you expect from a re-moaner. I, as the tenant, inform the landlord by what ever means was agreed and leave “full stop”.
The EU will come running, because if they dont, others will be followng suit. Other countries like CZ-rep, hungary, poland to name some, are looking in from the sidelines to see how the EU deals with the UK.

I would have to disagree with this comment - the fact that others may follow suit is exactly why they will not come running.

(i would be careful using phrases such as “Remoaners” on this forum as not doubt the vast majority of participants here due to the overall subject matter of living in France are not in favour of Brexit - but I would also favour a more grown up version of the debate rather than name calling).

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