Brexit humour

[anon88169868]

@Rocam

It wouldnt make any difference to me, but for a tenant to go to her landlord and tell him “i’m leaving” what will you give me was just utter stupidity, but then what do you expect from a re-moaner. I, as the tenant, inform the landlord by what ever means was agreed and leave “full stop”.

I’m having difficulty making any sense of your post but to use the landlord analogy the situation is pretty much along the lines of:

Tennant (UK): I’m leaving but want to be able to pop back in the evenings to watch the telly and use the kitchen and bathroom.

Landlord (EU): Leave if you like but “Leave means Leave”, no concessions. Tell you what I’ll let you use the washing machine in the shed for a fiver a week,

Tennant: If you don’t agree to my demands I’ll definitely leave andit will be your fault.

Landlord: Got anywhere to stay?

Tennant: No

Landlord: Bye

@Rocam

The EU will come running, because if they dont, others will be followng suit.

No, honestly the EU will not come running.

@Rocam

Other countries like CZ-rep, hungary, poland to name some, are looking in from the sidelines to see how the EU deals with the UK.

The EU will deal with us exactly as they will any other 3rd nation (except for the issue of the UK border in Ireland). They will stand by member nations above the interests of a soon-to-be non-member nation. If anything watching the fiasco which is Brexit has reduced the appetite of many to consider leaving the EU.

[Rocam]

I’m having difficulty making any sense of your post but to use the landlord analogy the situation is pretty much along the lines of:

Tennant (UK): I’m leaving but want to be able to pop back in the evenings to watch the telly and use the kitchen and bathroom.

This is exactly what Maggie May did

Landlord (EU): Leave if you like but “Leave means Leave”, no concessions. Tell you what I’ll let you use the washing machine in the shed for a fiver a week,

More or less what the EU said with a couple of exceptions which would benefit them .

Tennant: If you don’t agree to my demands I’ll definitely leave and it will be your fault.

But this didn’t happen, did it

Landlord: Got anywhere to stay?

Tennant: No

Landlord: Bye

I don’t know where this came from .

Rocam:

The EU will come running, because if they don’t, others will be following suit.

No, honestly the EU will not come running. If there is a “no deal” watch

Rocam:

Other countries like CZ-rep, hungary, poland to name some, are looking in from the sidelines to see how the EU deals with the UK.

The EU will deal with us exactly as they will any other 3rd nation (except for the issue of the UK border in Ireland). They will stand by member nations above the interests of a soon-to-be non-member nation. If anything watching the fiasco which is Brexit has reduced the appetite of many to consider leaving the EU.

They will of course try, but CZ, Hungary and Poland have politicians that have extremities, unlike the yellow backs in the UK. The EU will kick Ireland into touch as their quivering pocket lining top dogs don’t have the necessary tackle.

[Mat_Davies]

@Rocam - where do you stand on Scottish Independence?

[Rocam]

Matt, if the Scots want independance, then let them have it. This would make the poisoned dwarf so happy, as so far she has not achieved anything. (But that was expected)

[vero]

@Rocam

It wouldnt make any difference to me, but for a tenant to go to her landlord and tell him “i’m leaving” what will you give me was just utter stupidity, but then what do you expect from a re-moaner. I, as the tenant, inform the landlord by what ever means was agreed and leave “full stop”.
The EU will come running, because if they dont, others will be followng suit. Other countries like CZ-rep, hungary, poland to name some, are looking in from the sidelines to see how the EU deals with the UK

Nonsense.

[vero]

@Rocam

CZ, Hungary and Poland have politicians that have extremities,

I don’t see the relevance of their feet and hands (or do you mean balls, which matches the rest of what you’ve written).

[cat]

I live in Dax which is like a French Croydon…

[Mark]

I’ve never been to Dax, think I might move though if it was like Croydon

[cat]

It’s full of old people and chavvy teenage mums pushing prams whilst smoking fags. Dreadful architecture and bullfighting is the top cultural attraction.
Mind you, it is sunnier than Croydon so that is saying something!

[Rocam]

Ah the Micheal Bliss extraction coming out to the fore

[tim17]

The EU won’t come running and Poland etc will choose loyalty to the EU over trade with the UK, BJ could not only go down as the PM that caused years of economic turmoil for his people but also as the man that destroyed the Union, perhaps Roger thinks that’s someone to admire?

[Mat_Davies]

@cat

It’s full of old people and chavvy teenage mums pushing prams whilst smoking fags. Dreadful architecture

@cat - do you work for the local tourist board?

[Dan_Wood]

C’mon Cat it’s got a Statue of a Centurion’s dog licking his face, benches to rest your weary bones and, from time to time, a merry-go-round outside the church - What’s not to like.

[Mat_Davies]

Tesco is considering introducing rationing as Brexit preparations.

Supermarket considers rationing small business buyers | gingdu.com

Sunlit uplands, my arse.

Not a joke - sorry wrong section.

[graham]

I think the Germans (Der Spiegel) have it spot on!

The madness of King Boris?

[anon88169868]

(with apologies to anyone who spotted this vid before I’d quite figured out how to post it properly).

NB: Source - Michael Henderson on Twitter posting a vid which seems to originate with Twitter user HappyToast.

[anon88169868]

[carlmt]

[Geof_Cox]

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