…I worked for a tribunal prosecuting suspected genociders and war criminals in Den Haag. (this is true)…
…and this little joke was received quite well by the prosecutors and all the other legal eagles…
It’s of course not true.
Here we go:
The Priest and the Frog
A priest was driving along and became upset when he ran over a frog. He stopped and was surprised to find the frog alive. Taking it home he revived the frog with a warm bath and some fly soup. Then the frog was tired so he popped it into bed. The frog needed a kiss to get off to sleep so the priest delivered a small peck on the cheek. In an instant the frog transformed into an eleven year old boy. And that your honour is the case for the defence.