Terrible Song Lyrics

@John_Scully quoted these Taylor Swift lyrics in another thread, and it got me thinking about cack-handed song lyrics in general:

“so make the friendship bracelets, take the moment and taste it”.

Grammatically one of the worst is Paul McCartney’s lyric in the Bond song “Live and Let Die”:

“But in this ever changin’ world
In which we live in”

  • the two "in"s makes me cringe every time I hear it.

And then there’s “Kokomo” by the Beach Boys:

“Aruba, Jamaica, oh I want to take ya/Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama/Key Largo, Montego, baby why don’t we go, Jamaica.”

And one more - Van Hagar:

"“only time will tell if we stand the test of time.” :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

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“I’m serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer”

Ignoring the fact this is nonsensical, it’s also in bad taste, imo.

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I don’t think anything can compare to rappers lyrics.

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If there’s a bustle in your hedgerow

Or

She done it with a doctor on a helicopter

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I saw an interview with Robert Plant the other day. Reading between the lines, he finds the song a bit embarrassing: it was a young man’s song, written in a different time.

I thought McCartney’s lyric ended “in which we’re living’”, but I’ve not seen it written down.

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Another one that’s so terrible it’s actually good…

Mon chat Splash gît sur mon lit
A bouffé sa langue en buvant dans mon whisky

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Most of the lyrics sites have it as “in which we’re living” but Google comes up with “In which we live in”.

Apparently even McCartney isn’t sure.

That’s what it sounds like to me on the recording…

Rap is like poetry. And like poetry it’s diverse. Some poetry is easy on the ear. Some poetry isn’t. Some poetry will endure. Some won’t Same with rap.

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Not being an aficionado, the only stuff I’ve come across is like a mixed anthology of swear and violent words performed by very large black men with their trousers around their knees. One who looked about thirty stone dropped dead on stage a week or so ago. They reported the cause of death was unknown, well I could’ve given 'em a hint. Ghe two guys on stage with him were even bigger.

I read an interesting article on the rappers bodyguards too. It’s battlefield. If they’re being poetic, I think it’s with an attrition rate Siegfried Sassoon would recognise.

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The only rapper I’ve ever heard who approached poetry was Ghostpoet. The rest of them are between crass and appalling.

Happy to hear of a recommendation of a rapper who is worth listening to.

Most UK faux-psychedelic pop songs from the mid / late Sixties (contemporary US lyrics were a tad more sophisticated)

Not going to repeat the lyrics 'cos it’s not necessary. For too many of us who were young at that time, these have since become unwanted ear worms. Then we thought those lyrics were great, today we remember only all too well,

Traffic, Hole in my Shoe
Move, Flowers in the Rain
Small Faces, Itchycoo Park
Procul Harum, A Whiter Shade of Pale

Oh yes, also I am the Walrus and Yellow Submarine

And that’s before we get on to those whose sexism today seems Neolithic (bit like present day rap values)

I remember and loved them all :slightly_smiling_face: (well a whiter shade of pale a bit less so)

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And it was morning
And I found myself mourning, for a childhood that I thought had disappeared
I looked out the window
And I saw a magpie in the rainbow, the rain had gone I’m not alone
I turned to the mirror, I saw you, the child, that once loved
The child before they broke his heart
Our heart, the heart that I believed was lost

Pass the vomit bag, Gladys.

I’d expect a better class of put down from you Mark :slight_smile:

Anyway the subject was lyrics that stick - but the point about a Misplaced Childhood seemed appropriate, and Derek’s lyrics do often stick in my mind.

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Nearly puked in my wine!

I’d also expect a stronger constitution, come to that.

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I have to confess though, however much I appreciate the man’s poetry/lyrics - if my name was Derek Dick I’d want a pseudonym as well :slight_smile:

Your lyrics’ post was undeniably nauseating…

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